EUR/JPY is an on a tear as equities and commodities recover lost ground. The earth’s atmosphere is cooling and carbon and sea-levels are falling as the choirs of angels prepare to herald the election of President Obama. If the Dow goes up 300 points a day, I’ll get a tattoo of his likeness on my scrawny bicep.

EUR/JPY trades up at 130.65, firmly focused on the 131.06 high from last Thursday.