OK, my eye was first drawn to item number 7:

7. WINNING POWERBALL TICKET SOLD IN FLORIDA
The winning Powerball ticket, worth a $590.5 million jackpot, was sold … in Florida … and right now, it’s the sole winner of the largest ever Powerball jackpot

But I suppose its number 1 I should be more interested in:

The U.S. bumped up against its borrowing limit Sunday, forcing the Treasury Department to employ “extraordinary measures” to make sure the government keeps paying its bills.

Link, but more detail here (on the debt ceiling, not Powerball).

Goodness knows what dastardly impact this will have on US stockmarkets. They might not make a record high again today

:-(