Sorry about the downtime folks but apparently we were attacked by some friendly no-good hackers from China.
We sent Eamonn over as he’s closest, and it looks like he’s done the job and we’re back up and running. Eamonn is now rowing back to Oz and will be back in time for his shift.
Don’t mess with the Eamonnator
Once again, thanks for your patience and please help us out by letting me know that everything is ok from your side.